Tuesday, January 2, 2018

Big Bad Wolf

Big Bad Wolf
By, Carol Pelizzari

I didn't actually want to do it, promise,
Just, I was really hungry
And that little girl in the red
She looked so delicious.

Honestly, who let her out of the house - 
Looking like that?
Didn't she know that it's dangerous - 
Waving a red flag in front of the wolves.

I was so nice to her too,
I told her where the best flowers were.
She's lucky I found her first,
Others wouldn't have been so polite.

That lumberjack had no right
To cut my life in half,
To throw my budding sports career
Into the river.

"Big Bad Wolf"
They used to call me.
Those were the days.
Just one moment of hunger.
and now that's all gone.

She's dead but - 

I've got to live with it.

Context Needed


Context Needed
By Carol Pelizzari

"I'm going to murder him"
She said with a drink in her hand
and a joke in her eyes.

"I'm going to murder him"
She said with a tremor in her hands
and tears in her eyes.

"I'm going to murder him"
She said with a knife in her hand
and death in her eyes.

Monday, November 27, 2017

Passive Aggressive


Passive Aggressive
By Carol Pelizzari

That's okay,
That's alright,
I have no problems here.

No really,
Yes really,
We're totally cool, I swear.

I'm good,
I'm fine,
And I absolutely understand.

It's not you,
It's just me,
It'll all be over soon.

Any questions?
Of course not
Why would I ever?

It was you
It was me
But that's all done now -


And why would I even care?

Save The Blobfish

Save The Blobfish
By Carol Pelizzari
Protect the panda,
Defend the dolphin,
and keep the rhino around.


Preserve the eagle,
Conserve the jaguar,
Before there's none to be found.


The fluffy leopard,
The clever otter,
And all those baby bats.
Give refuge to the winners
of nature's beauty acts.


But who will save the blobfish?
That grotesque gelatinous lump?


Oh, who will save the blobfish
The moist, mostly mucus clump?


For surely there is no person who would ever throw a fuss,

If the blobfish simply perished and was never again discussed.

How to Survive a Walk


How to survive a walk
By Carol Pelizzari

Grip your keys tightly,
Grit your teeth sharply,
Walk slowly but do not stop.

Keep your eyes down,
Keep your head bowed,
Don't talk to anyone else.

If you must wear hoodies do take care,
If you must be female please beware -
For there are crooks in every alley,
There are monsters in every square.

Every stray suspicious shadow,
Has a plot to plan your ruin,
Every bump and every grimace,
Invites your quick impending doom.

Don't draw in their attentions,
Don't drop your rightful guard,
And when weighing in all the danger,
All the peril and the risk,

Honestly, it's probably better -

Best not to take that walk at all.

How to Fail Exams (Zero)

How to Fail Exams (Zero)
By Carol Pelizzari


First don't study,
Don't study at all,
In fact, skip class entirely!


Think of the extra time you'll have -
Time to absolutely not study.


The night before, stay up late.
Drink some coffee, add more red bull.
In fact, best not sleep at all!


Next, forget to write your name in,
Some teachers actually give you points for that.


Fill every bubble in as 'e'
No flipping any pages,
No double checking any math.


Only babies bother with short answers,
Only wimps will read the charts.
zero effort, zero payoff -
One fat zero to your name.


And if you're feeling rather lazy,
Or the sky looks kinda glum,
You don't actually have to go there,

Or even take the test at all.

A Seed

A Seed

By Carol Pelizzari

Two thousand years ago
No person now alive was there to see it -
Even so, a date palm dropped fruit
A traveller picked one up -
Perhaps a child, craving the sugar.
Tossing aside the pit,
Mundane at first,
Tiny and fragile,
But a vessel of life.
Twelve years ago
Others picked it up,
A scientist, an archaeologist, a botanist.
They did not crave sugar,
Their reward was sweeter.
After the unimaginably long wait
Two thousand years after its mother -
Long after the child and their children –
A seed was planted.

And it grew