How to Fail Exams (Zero)
By Carol Pelizzari
First don't study,
Don't study at all,
In fact, skip class entirely!
Think of the extra time you'll have -
Time to absolutely not study.
The night before, stay up late.
Drink some coffee, add more red bull.
In fact, best not sleep at all!
Next, forget to write your name in,
Some teachers actually give you points for that.
Fill every bubble in as 'e'
No flipping any pages,
No double checking any math.
Only babies bother with short answers,
Only wimps will read the charts.
zero effort, zero payoff -
One fat zero to your name.
And if you're feeling rather lazy,
Or the sky looks kinda glum,
You don't actually have to go there,
Or even take the test at all.
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